Song Lyrics

Landslide - Fleetwood Mac

Took this love and I took it down
Climbed a mountain and I turned around
And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills
Till the landslide brought me down

Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love?
Can the child within my heart rise above?
And can I sail through the changing ocean tides
Can I handle the seasons of my life?
Oh oh I don't know, oh I don't know

Well, I've been afraid of changing
'Cause I've built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older I'm getting older too
Yes I'm getting older too, so

I've been afraid of changing
'Cause I, I've built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older too oh yes
I'm getting older too

So, take this love, take it down
Oh if you climb a mountain and you turn around
If you see my reflection in the snow covered hills
Well the landslide will bring you down, down
And if you see my reflection in the snow covered hills

Well maybe the landslide will bring you down
Well well, the landslide will bring you down

A Ghost Story

A long time ago, a young boy named Marvin Crenshaw was the daily target for a bully at his school named Robert. Robert was very consistent in making Marvin feel inferior because he isn't as feminine as most of the boys at his school. The school year felt like a century to Marvin, especially having to spend 7 hours of his day hiding from Robert. One day, Marvin finally came up with the ultimate solution to end this constant daily struggle. He took his own life. Everyone has a breaking point, and he had finally reached his. His family and friends mourned but moving forward is the only solution when it comes to tragedies such as this one.

Twenty years go by and at that same school, there is a bully by the name of Roger. Roger has his target on a fellow classmate named Bobby. Bobby gets along very well with the other girls in his class because he shares many similar interests with these girls and Roger feels the need to call Bobby a "queer" and "faggot" to establish that Bobby falls into a different category than the rest of the school. Bobby struggles through it and keeps his head up, despite all the talk going around about him.

One day, Roger is in the bathroom and notices that another boy in the restroom just standing there watching Roger as he washes his hands.  Roger turns to the boy and says, "I don't think I've seen you around before. I'm Roger." Roger reaches his hand out for a handshake. The boy then replies, "I'm Marvin. Marvin Crenshaw." It was then that Marvin just smirked and began to harass Roger and push him around and into the walls. Roger was beyond confused and kept trying to fight back but Marvin would not quit. Eventually Marvin stopped and pinned Roger up on the wall and simply said, "If I ever see you near Bobby again, I will find you." And Marvin walked out of the room.

Roger took a second to realize what had just happened to him. He then ran out of the bathroom and Marvin was nowhere to be seen. Roger decided to go to the dean's office and report Marvin. He told the dean that he had been harassed by a boy who went by the name of Marvin Crenshaw. It was then, where the dean told Roger, "There is no one by the name of Marvin Crenshaw in our records."

The End.

How to politely express your uneasiness of heterosexuality to a straight person.

When confronted by a heterosexual who makes you feel uncomfortable, simply say one or all of the following:

Your heterosexuality scares me so don't tell me you're straight if you join the army.
Your straightness makes me uncomfortable so don't get married.
Do not donate blood because you might turn someone straight.
Do not adopt kids, you'll just turn them straight too.
You are a threat to society and it's norm.
Because of your abnormality, I'm going to take your rights away.

* ^^ A bit ridiculous, don't you think?